Slow-Woe






















SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Slow-Woe
As famed golfer Arnold Palmer once said, “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then add equal parts iced tea…it’s off the f-ing chain.” Sage advice, indeed, unless you wield this unfortunate power. Whenever something bad happens to Slow-Woe, he’s forced to live through his folly in super slow motion. Now that’s life giving you a sack of lemons, cutting off your eyelids and squeezing the lemons all over your face.

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